You know you’re a mom when…
…you accidentally wash your hair with baby shampoo, and only realize it when you recognize the smell of the calming lavendar scent while sudsing up!
…you could buy stock in peanut butter for the amount your family eats
…it used to be important to keep your sink dish free and your counters spic n span. Now you’re too busy playing catch and reading books.
…you say things like, “put your penis down” and “get your hands out of your butt” on a regular basis.
…chunks of spit up rolling down your shirt don’t faze you.
…propping a bottle, while answering the phone and eating a sandwich isn’t an amazing feat, it’s a Monday afternoon.
…running errands by yourself is like a vacation!
…you say ‘no’ to all social events so you can enjoy your evenings and weekends with your little men!