Dear Son,
No, it is not ok to come downstairs in the morning and help yourself to a “nutritious” breakfast all by your lonesome. And hiding under the dining room table with the evidence was not your best move.
From here on out, it’s eggs, cereal and bagels for breakfast – not Tootsie Rolls, Starbursts and chocolate balls.
Love,
your mom
Evidence A:
lifeasadean.wordpress.com 