While I was reading the story of Joseph and his brothers out of the kids bible.
Mom: “Joseph was sold as a slave. When he was taken to Egypt, he was put into jail!”
Landon: “Jail!! Brooks and I have JAIL!!”
Landon: “Brooks and I have jail in our hair… for church.”
Mom: “Oh Bubba, that is GEL, not JAIL – trust me you wouldn’t like jail!”