Things Mom’s of Boys Say…

Sometimes I have to laugh at the things that come out of my mouth.  Never did I think I’d be saying this on the regular:

“Please stop pushing your butt against the shower glass.”

“You need to aim.  You’re not aiming. AIM! AIM!!” (as pee splashes all over the back of my toilet)

“Stop shoving those big bites in your mouth.”

“Please don’t climb the pantry shelves.”

“No, we don’t wipe boogers on our headboard.”

“Yes, mommy is the only one in our family who doesn’t have a penis.”

“Just because they have long hair doesn’t mean it’s a girl.” Followed by.  “Maybe you’re right, maybe he wanted to be like Jesus.”

“Please stop saying booty/butt/stinkyface/poop during dinner.”

What are the crazy things you say to your kids over and over?

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